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Time to fight back against the Dasyatido-fascists

March 21, 2008 on 9:23 am | In Uncategorized |

How much longer are we going to tolerate blatant terrorist attacks like this?

A 34-kilogram stingray killed a Michigan woman when it flew out of the water and struck her face as she rode a boat in the Florida Keys in the United States, officials said.

People might not want to admit it but we are obviously facing a well-organised campaign of terror to force us from the oceans. We should have hunted down the creature that killed Steve Irwin but oh no, as usual the bleeding heart do-gooders won the day. Now the stingrays - or the Dasyatido-fascists as scientists have begun to call them - think they can strike with impunity against weak liberal boaties anywhere.

Well I’ve had enough. Any time I go near the water from now on I’ll be carrying this, and any gutless hippie who tries to stop me better have fully paid health insurance.